(M/O/B): Month of Birth
"Got them." Envy handed (Y/N) a cone.
"Thank you," she beamed.
"Hey, is that pipsqueak?" He pointed to the brothers in the distance.
"I don't know, is it?" She took a quick glance.
"Probably. Let's go bug him."
"HEY, PIPSQUEAK!" he called, tossing his ice cream to the side. What a waste of money.
"WHAT?!" Edward came speeding over faster than a blue hedgehog. "WHO YOU CALLIN' SHORTER THAN HIS TEMPER?!"
"Brother, please! He didn't say anything like that!" Alphonse ran over.
"Oh..." He looked away with a huff.
"Hello again, Edward." (Y/N) looked him up and down. "Yeah, seeing you without your hair up is...refreshing."
"Heh, thanks..." He smiled shyly.
"Oi, pipsqueak!" Envy got in his face. "Quit flirting with my girl! I've already claimed her as my own!"
"Envy!" she whined in embarrassment. "Wait, your girl?"
"What do you mean, 'claimed her'?!" Edward shouted, immediately seeing past his disguise. Suddenly, his eyes widened to the size of sauce